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juicycouture:

Love to love.

Bugs + Gisele + Sylvester.

By Elaine Constantine.

(Source: majorlazer)

UGH UGH UGH

This was HONESTLY the best present ever, I have never tasted something so good. Was proper sad when I finished them.

jalapedia:

I don’t know if you’ve seen the film Pay It Forward. I haven’t, but I think I’ve got the general idea, and if I can get an English Degree off the Simpsons version of Hamlet I reckon I can wing this too.

So like, there’s a good thing that happens, so then you tell two people right? And then each of those two people tell two people. And then eventually everyone gets to try Snyders of Hanover’s Jalapeno Bagel Bites.

Pictured above is the package I sent my good friend, Ellie (http://twitter.com/ellieq ) who was one of the two I paid it forward to. It’s amazing, really, I keep getting updates from new recruits eg. “Introduced someone to the bagel bites today and got this text ‘OMG Fuck So Good’” I have never, ever, felt like such a humanitarian. 

The Snyders of Hanover pretzel pieces also come in Hot Buffalo Wing, Buttermilk Ranch, Cheddar Cheese, Honey & Mustard and Onion flavour. I’m kind of intrigued by the Buffalo Wing (natch) but too scared that I’ll end up like at a restaurant where you order away from your favourite for the sake of being a functional adult who doesn’t only eat one thing and end up holding back tears at the injustice of having to eat something less good just because you tried to be a bigger person… Or something.

I took this photo n stuff

jalapedia:

March 2010, I fell in love in North Carolina. You know when you like a person for ages and finally finally you kiss and then no matter how long you guys are together after that nothing quite recreates that first kiss thrill?

Since I had Doritos 1st Degree Burn Blazin’ Jalapeño flavour I’ve been chasing that feeling.

These babies were created as part of a little gimmick where Doritos brought out chips rated first, second (buffalo) and third (habanero) degree burn. The idea was you eat them and drink the special Pepsi Max Cease Fire. God bless America, right? 

I couldn’t find any of the special Pepsi but went for the chips anyway, because I’m a total badass. Oh my goodness they tasted EXACTLY like eating from the bowl of extra jalapeños you’ve requested at the mexican restaurant… Which I’ve obviously never done because that would be gross.

Just like with real jalapeños you have a feeling where your mouth burns but each bite brings a new sharpness, cutting through any discomfort. BUT IT’S CRISPS, can you imagine?

Genuinely did have a dull ache in my stomach for like about two days after I ate these Doritos, although it might be unfair to blame that entirely on the Doritos, given the mass amounts of food I was eating in America.

I went straight out and got a pack to bring home for my brother.